Joke of the Day ~ 你看要不要報警??

話說同學的姐姐和姐夫開車到鄉下去玩,車子開到一條四處毫無人煙的鄉間小路上,眼下沒有任何人家、商家……

姐姐突然覺得胃腸絞痛,想要拉肚子,不知如何是好……一路上又沒有人家可以借廁所用……

『啊!!不然妳就拉在路邊的田裡,我幫妳把風,反正……天色有點暗,應該不會有人看到的啦 !!』姐夫很聰明的說。

姐姐一想也對,要不然拉在車上更麻煩。『那……好吧 !!!

待姐夫在路邊把車子停妥後,眼看四下無人,姐姐帶著兩張報紙下了車,趁著天色昏黑,躲在車後面,人就蹲在報紙上,痛快的方便起來 !!!

其實把便便留在人家的田裡當肥料,也不算過份,只要刨些土蓋一蓋就行。

怎奈,姐姐為了確實做到『不隨處大小便』的好國民,排解完畢,細心的硬是要把便便包起來,還套上一個塑膠袋,想帶回家再處理。

手上提著剛出爐的便便,興高采烈的正準備開車門要上車離開……

不知道從那兒冒出了一位頭帶安全帽的機車騎士,冷不妨飛快的奪走姐姐手上的那個塑膠袋,然後揚長而去………

夫妻倆愣 在原地很久……說不出話。

過了好一會兒,姐夫終於開口『妳看要不要報警?............................

5 comments:

Pigita October 19, 2009 at 6:41 PM  

got English translation ke?

for bananas

Janice October 19, 2009 at 6:50 PM  

...................... LOL!!! LMAO!!!!

Candygal's Precious Box!! October 19, 2009 at 7:59 PM  

Pigita: hmm... got to translate it... scared the meaning might run a bit, but anyway i will try to translate it for you!

janice: just imagine... kakakaka... when he motorist open the bag and found the "golden" inside the plastic bag... kakakakaka...

caixiuxiu October 19, 2009 at 11:13 PM  

LOL
in d meanwhile -_-III cos tis is MALAYSIA...full of snatch thieves

Anonymous October 20, 2009 at 6:16 PM  

有好笑哦!!!我想到那贼一打开来看。晕。哈哈!
MOON

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